Chuck Norris si interfetele web

Ha! Am trait sa o vad si pe asta. Care e legatura intre cele doua? Ei bine, un Chuck Norris fact!

Daca nu stiti, exista asa numitele facts - mici fraze amuzante referitoare la Chuck Norris. Pornite de la vitejia exceptionala a acestui urou minunat, vitejie dovedita inca de la "Walker, politist texan", prin privirea incruntata, pozitia perpetua de atac si lovitua lui emblematica - roundhouse kick -, ele sunt originare de aici.


Nu mi-a venit sa cred, dar exista o groaza de facts despre chuck Norris si reusitele lui de programator! L33t! :))

• Chuck Norris always uses his own design patterns, and his favorite is the Roundhouse Kick.
• Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
• Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your web app will turn into a swing application, and a very bad swing application containing lots of icons of human skulls.
• A synchronize doesn’t protect against Chuck Norris, if he wants the object, he takes it.
• Chuck Norris’ java code never needs to be optimized. His code is so fast that it broke the speed of light during a test run in Sun’s labs killing 37 people.
• Chuck Norris methods doesn’t catch exceptions becuase no one has the guts to throw any at them.
• Java visibility levels are public, default, protected, private and “protected by Chuck Norris”
• Chuck Norris codes generics since 1.3.Garbage collector only runs on Chuck Norris code to collect the bodies.

... si ultima dar nu cea din urma...

• Chuck Norris only programs Java web applications to get a .WAR in the end.

Dintre toate facts-urile despre Chuck, care e favorita voastra?